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low effort memes and chill

just going to leave this here, but does anyone else remember how good these cookies were, but you could never get them because they cost more than other cookies so your parents wouldn't buy them?
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Craigslist ads, we pay you up to the minimum we can pay you

good shit. Excellent, up to 8.70/hour.  can they pay less than 8.70?  i don't keep up to date on minimum wage, maybe they can, pretty sure it's in the 8.00's though.  how you going to post an ad like 'up to' when you cant even go lower.   BTW please be bilingual, willing to work whatever hours we tell you to, and walk/climb shit all day.  i'm sure this one got some epic response volume.   yeah, good

3 star general with his own office up the block, yet he needs to charge his phone on our property.

Walking around the property I work at in Ybor, find this guy propped up with a few of our chairs he dragged across the concrete, next to an outlet.  sitting there fat and happy, charging his shit.  Ask him to unplug, he starts telling me he's a retired 3 star general with 41 years of experience and has a drone following him.  asks me if i want to join the special forces and guard the pope for 2 years.  Ybor city homeless people lol, gtfo!  wanders away and i see him trying to recruit another homeless guy across the street for his 'mission'.  3am is good times down here.